iq

i think the general i.q. of the american population is lowering.
greatly.
you know why?
it's pretty much a new-fucking-trend to make fun of something smart.
(you know, in some societies, 14-yr-olds are supposed to know what 'rue' means. -cough mirandacosgrove cough-)
also, sometimes when someone says 'who doesn't like circular meat'? it's not greeted with laughter, just
'i know? i like meatballs. <33'
or laughter if they think the idea of circular meat is nasty.

other person: '-laughs- whoever came up with the /idea/ of circular meat should be killed.'
circular meat fan: '-laughs-'
other person: 'no, really. -pulls out knife-'

no, really. now, whenever i talk (me, being intelligent), people laugh.
not funny, man. not funny at all.
you know i'm not a naturally funny person?
no, really. i'm not. you just make me sound funny.
i talk normally in front of my parents, they do not care.

and it's kind of funny, because i have a friend over, and they talk like these i-carly t.v. stars, and my parents don't laugh.
i also, after which, get the comment 'your parents have no sense of humour.'
or a more intelligent way of saying so, which is supposed to make me laugh.
. . . it doesn't.

right now, i'm listening to i-carly, actually.
you know how many times the t.v. audience laughed at nothing in particular...
one...two...three...four...five
...
six...seven...eight...nine...ten
you know they make the kids in detention look all alt. and 'emo' or whatever?
it's stupid. or. . . uh. . . 'gangster.'
that, too. (eleven.)
twelve. thirteen. (i fell on a shrub. hih-larous.)
fourteen.
it's really not intelligent. at all.
fifteen. ugh. sixteen. seventeen.
i hate you all, realy.
eighteen. nineteen. twenty. twenty-one.
this is depressing. i'm stopping.

maybe i'm just stupid and i have a stupid opinion on t.v.
but maybe, just maybe, nobody else really likes high-schoolers pretending to be smart-kids pretending to be popular pretending to be scene pretending to be real.
nah, i doubt it.
woefully--blitzoftheF.U.N.K.

Figures,
U'll
Never
Know

p.s.:'and do they contain quality meat?'
p.p.s.: did you laugh?
p.p.p.s.: did you?
p.p.p.p.s.: you would laugh if a pretty t.v. star said it.
p.p.p.p.p.s.: what's so funny about the word 'gutter child'?
p.p.p.p.p.p.s.: my dad calls me that all the time.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s.: and adding two more hours to detention?
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s.: it isn't funny.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s.: and you know it.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s.: you laugh because they're beautiful, and you think that telling their jokes and talking like them and dressing like them will make you fab; it won't.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s.: i bet you live in your mother's basement.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s.: you are all pathetic excuses for humans and i hate you all. ):
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s.: blogs don't get that popular. i know. trust me. ))):
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s.: it's kind of the same thing as copying the 'popular' people at school.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s.: or the 'unpopular' people.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s.: or anyone.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s: i'm tired of writing 'p.s.'s. i'm stopping.

x.: don't laugh. just don't. don't laugh!