genitalia. no, it's not that i'm being a pervert. :/

i aced all my exams. :3
buuut i have some things to say:
okay. first topic.
why is it that whenever i talk to a guy that's not my good friend, their eyes always go to my goddamn chest?
i know i could probably get some favours from said guys, but cheezits is it annoying.
i mean, even from the goddamn other side of the room, i've got the immature freakin' ten year olds pointing at me and talking to their friends.
i mean, this only happens at a formal event or at a pool, or if i wear the only form-fitting shirt that i own.
but it's often enough that i'm irked.
even in our school! some skeevy upper schooler shouts from across the room,
'heeey, i'll help you get that shirt off!'
or something to that tune.

damn him.
but still, it's horribly annoying that i can't make friends with my personality, only 'the girls'.
only people that i actually talk to on a regular basis talk to me, even spare a second glance, when i'm in a sweatshirt or turtleneck.
if you are one of those guys, i commend you. :)

but.
on another topic...
why do boys always draw penises on desks?
it's always penises. they always talk about how much they luuuuuv girls...
so why not draw a goddamn vagina?
oh, right. because you're a teenager, and the only genitalia you've seen is your own.
masturbation-loving freaks. :|
i'm sorry, but if you want to be perverted, be original.
i want to see a vagina on a desk, no matter how bad an artist you are.
show some originality in your 'artwork'!

blitzoftheF.U.N.K.

Figures,
U'll
Never
Know

p.s.: i do not want to see genitalia on a desk at all. just encouraging some originality, folks.