pointless summer thoughts&& birthdays. sort of. oh! and hair. omghair. -foams at mouth-

so i’ve been thinking about (partially) shaving my head.
i really want a chelsea-hawk.
except, it’d be modified.
i would have some hair left near my face, including my bangs (i am keeping these pretties. <33)
and a few pieces near my face, to cover a lil’ of it.
but they say having little hair is liberating.
(but the klyne would kill me. (i know i spelled her name wrong. but it’s fun.))
maybe i’ll just keep my hair cropped short and shove some faux dreadlocks over my head.
but then again, i could do that with a chelsea hawk.
ohmagawd.
i should totally shave half of my head, and dye the other half, like, bright green.
or pink. <33 or—
oh my god.
i should shove some glitter on my head and buy some fake wings.
and i really want a gas mask.
and some more obnoxious day-clothes.
i could totally get some of this stuff from my dentist.
like those little mouth-masks. <3
this could be pretty fun.

oh, and i really want jiggly antennae.
i should totally go to part city and buy some crap there.
take me for my birthday, lovelies.
. . .
please.

oh, and d.j. sisen; coolest ever.
that’s actually where i got a few of my ideas. that and kazakai.
‘the kaz beast’.
she/he says that she/he does not look like sisen, but. . .seriously.
look both of them up.
and buy me shtt.

well, actually, i am kidding.
you do not have to get me anything. (it would be nice thankyouplz)
‘cos i’m not making a huge deal about my birthday.
except to my parents.
i kind of made a huge wishlist.
(that i would really enjoy adding more shtt to, thankyouplz!)

you may be wondering about the thankyouplz.
this is from ‘chobits’.
m., my friend, you are familiar with this.
-points around the room- ‘hideki!’
ex dee. i can’t believe i remember, that, but thankyouplz.
it’s short, sweet, and to the point. <33
plus chobits is awesome.
-salute- i commend you, chobits.

so what was i talking about?
ohyeah. my strangeusual fashion sense.
i need bright jelly bracelets; i think my dad threw mine out.
and the ones at hot topic are really expensive.
i love hot topic, really. but dude? their shtt is expensive.
(drake bell has really nice hair. it’s this shiny red colour. in the right light, that is.)

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i really hope you know that this is only this long because i’m sneaking on the internet.
reading about neon dreadlocks and poseurs and eating disorders and d.j.’s (??? dunno how to do a plural of that in lower case. ): )
i really want to be a d.j.
it’d be cool. i wonder what kind of ‘ed-you-kay-shun’ it takes.
no, really. i wonder how much money they’re paid.
-thinks-

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i wonder if they sell those jellyfish hats anywhere.
you know, the strange purple hats on spongebob?
i really should take up sewing.
it’d be nice to make some of these things. <333
i wonder if one could make use of things commonly used in correctional dentistry.
-ponders this-

you know it’s illegal to melt american currency?
you see, i once had dreams of a necklace made of pennies.
obviously not happening. ):

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this is probably not a very interesting post. . . ;.;
actually, it is definitely not interesting.
(still think that i am funny?)
(i thought not)
so if you actually got to the end of this,
congrats!!! :)
you deserve a large frosted treat of your liking.
(but you probably, in fact, will not get one.)
so, i suppose...
kthxbai!<33
no, really.
worriedly—blitzoftheF.U.N.K.


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