pent-up feminist rant.

so here's a girl's issue. (boys can read. just intended for girls. you'll know how i feel.)
bras and shaving. :)
still wanna read? jump in.
bras first. annoying, much?
put them on every morning, blah, blah.
but.
you have to deal with everyone either a., telling you to wear a bra,
or b., telling you to pull your shirt up because they're (obviously jealous) 'concerned about your wellbeing'.
yeah, right.
if you were concerned about my well being, you'd burn every uncomfortable bra in v.'s secret.
every one.
:|
and plus. bras are obviously .such. a man's invention.
who else would want a woman to push her breasts up so they're just waving to the world!
uhm.
someone that likes to look at said breasts.

now.
shaving.
shaving is even worse, gaaaad.
terrible.
what sane person wants to put a freakishly sharp razor to their leg, armpit, or whatever you shave, and slide it up your leg?
eeeck.
just describing it makes me shudder.
i mean. i shave.
only because it's uncomfortable to wear skinny-pants when you don't.
but.
even if you want to be 'smooth, soft, touchable' like all the commercials say, whyyyyyy bother with the cuts and the blah?
i mean, you could use 'nair'.
ewh.
it smells like liquid nyquil mixed with a really nasty chuck of cat feces.
-shudder-
anyway. short rant. i'll edit it tomorrow, i have to go.

blitzoftheF.U.N.K.

Figures,
U'll
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