scene for dummies.hollywood undead

so someone slipped a razor in your cupcake.
think about it, really...
you're savouring the nice cupcake that you really shouldn't be eating,
because you know that man that gave it to you looked suspicious.
but all the same, you're eating it.
licking the fluffy icing on the top, your tongue runs into a sprinkle.*
all the same, you eat it, and continue with your cupcake montage.
then, once you get to the precious white gold that is the cupcake.
and this, you can tell, is not a store-bought cupcake.
it's homemade.
from scratch, not a mix, either.
fresh-baked with love. or razors. same difference.
but, after getting a taste of that ice cream, you, my greedy friend, eat almost all of that cupcake in one bite.
but since you aren't a paranoid person spending their day in their house eating everything through a tube,
you feel something weird on your tongue.
but it's too late for that, you've got tongue blood in your tasty cupcake.
sorry.

but that's reality, a slew of ironic twists until death.
for example. a razor in a cupcake.
could kill you.
could cut your tongue off.
then you'd be 'deformed'.
but what is a human, if not deformed?
we are not all of the same mold, all with different tweaks and twitches.
so we're all deformed.
and not all of it is because of a birth defect, or a lack of paranoia and a razor-laced cupcake.
some of it is just because you are.
you are.
deformations, if the word is correct, are so many.
freckles,
astigmatisms,
tumors,
intersex genetalia at birth,**
a broken nose,
a half a tongue,
broken-looking toes,
hairy legs,
no hair at all,
eyebrows,
ingrown hairs,
pierced ears...

the list goes on.
all of us are deformed.
so when you're talking and that poor person in front of you can't speak correctly for some reason or another
one of those reasons may be someone else's fault (such as a suspicious cupcake),
and you never know.
it might happen to you.
so just think about it.
before you judge anyone...
race included. i didn't mention that.
but 'race', gender,*** they're just physical.
that and religion. religion and sexuallity****, don't judge for them.

.for.the.record.
. . .

i don't think all poseurs suck.
but, from my experience, most of them do.
kind of depends on what they pose as.
but they mostly have some confidence issues to work with.
i don't think all christians, jew, catholics, muslims, wiccans, lesbians, gays, bisexuals, boys, girls, transsexuals, drag queens, anarchists, athiests, poseurs, and people of all 'races' and other 'religions' suck.
at least, in particular.
i just don't like...people.
not much, at least.
i'm content sitting alone.
so i'm not prejudiced, btches.
just vulgar and kind of rude, and even if i have a few anxiety issues,
i love the beautiful, which can be found in everything. just saying.

.my.rant.ends.here.

so i hope i meet someone cool someday...
blitzoftheF.U.N.K.

Figures,
U'll
Never
Know

---

*:not a razor, sorry to build tension. sprinkles aren't my favourite, though...
**:look it up yourself, fcker.
***:not in the spiritual-like sense.
****:bah,humbug!! gender is not an issue. aside from the proper genetalia. i hate that word.