water parks are fun. even though i got grounded.

so i was grounded from (the newly single!) poison. again.
because we were wandering around a water park with panda-grrl and stacey.
without an ah-dult.

oh, well. here are the examples of out boy magnetism (i say boy because as many cute girls there were there (including us four!), they were straight, i assume. because none of them winked at this ine specimen of sexiness;namely, me. or the others, for that matter).

<3-boys staring at us and following us around. srsly.
<3-lifeguard splashing water at me and panda grrl--over and over.
<3-the same life guard was seen talking to another life guard pointing at us and going 'oh, yeah!'
<3-damn life-guard again. we were on a huge inner-tube ride, and there was a wall of water before the actual ride, and he held our raft under it for a while. (and guess who was under the fcking water? huh? huh? me? yeah!) (the life-guard in question was cute. <3)
<3-on the way up a line, there was a really cute guy standing in front of us, and he was pretty quiet, i assume, because he was standing there by himself, not responding to anything, except probably grinning at our antics, and panda-grrl wonders (out loud!) if he's going on the ride with us. and you know what? he offers! 'hey, you wanna come with me?' yes, i do. but, he looked older than us. like, a lot older. D:
<3-so i got dared to tell this dood that he was cute. (mind you, he was.) so i did. he grinned. and apparently he walked over to say something to me, but when us four started laughing, he turned away.
<3-so the hottest guy there (model hot. cross between skater, surfer, and scene. i see you drooling!) was obviously hot. very hot. hike up your shorts, adjust your shirt hot. he smiled at yours truly. mostly because i yelled 'you're hawt'. but. i am, too. so it would work. yeah, i'm not conceited. srsly.
<3-last one, people! hot emo guy, seen with his mother (so he was around our age. dee. (could not have been younger. trust me), winked at me. i don't know what happened to the other three, but i am obviously welcome at water parks.
<3-i lied. some guy gave etta three dollars off of a locker rental. sweet, ain't it?

ok. so obviously this was an ego boost. oh, and some dood grabbed panda-grrl's butt.
i kicked him in the crotch.
area.
...i love water parks.
and for those who say 'what if he didn't know what he was doing? he was underwater!'
he had goggles, btch.

also, i declare win on that water park.
why?
because. people were staring at our people, and so...
'in west philadelphia born and raised
in the playground is where i spent most of my days
chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
and all shootin' some bee-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys, who were up to no good
started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said, "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.'

actually, we sang the whole thing, but you get the point.
i think the guy next to us was a /b/tard, because he was the one that wanted to ride with us?
a little young to be a 4channer, in my opinion.
but then, what am i?
(a freak, no questions asked.)

but that's pretty much it, not counting how we had sno-cones,
how there were a lot of hawt people,
some overweight people,
some overweight and hawt people,
(all chicks, mind you. the overwiehgt guys wore speedos. removes all hawtness.)
a boy who one of us (no name) swears had no nipples,
6 men in speedo thongs (ewh),
how the wave pool owns,
or how that group of boys immitated me calling everyone pet names like:
'princess F.U.N.K.enstein', 'sorcress of sass', 'hawt stuff', 'love muffin', and more.
well...
they were either immitating me, or calling me hawt stuff.
both work for me! :)

see you then,
whenever then is...
blitz of the F.U.N.K.

p.s.: go hawt people! especially that dood that grinned at me. sexxxxxy.