mcdonaldddd's!

it's disgusting, i know. but since these articles piss me off so much, i've decided to rant a lil' here.

here's a few fun facts i found (http://lawandhelp.com/q298-2.htm)

a report in liability week, september 29, 1997, indicated that kathleen gilliam, 73, suffered first degree burns when a cup of coffee spilled onto her lap. reports also indicate that mcdonald's consistently keeps its coffee at 185 degrees, still approximately 20 degrees hotter than at other restaurants. third degree burns occur at this temperature in just two to seven seconds, requiring skin grafting, debridement and whirlpool treatments that cost tens of thousands of dollars and result in permanent disfigurement, extreme pain and disability to the victims for many months, and in some cases, years.

okay. what. the. fck.
it's coffee, btches.
(didn't the woman spill it herself, anyway? or did a fairy do it?)
who are you gonna sue when you spill coffee you at your house on your lap?
because we all do.
so who ya gonna sue then?
the people that make the coffee-maker, or the people that make the coffee grounds?
you people are pathetic. :(
ok. well. pain. still your fault.


next!
*d00d*, 15, has eaten at mcdonald's almost every day since the age of six. his macaholic addiction has taken his weight to 400lbs, although he is only 5ft 6in tall. 'i normally order the big mac, fries, icecream or shake - i like to super size my orders,' he said. *d00d* has developed diabetes. <--- no wonder.
the suit, filed in new york last week, claims that addiction to mcdonald's has led to obesity. <--- they just realized this?
*d00d*'s mother, *chick*, claims that she would not have let her son gorge himself if she had known the food contained such high levels of fat, cholesterol and salt. 'i always believed mcdonald's food was healthy for my son,' she said.

i lol'd. especially at the last line.
'i always believed mcdonald's food was healthy for my son...'
bullsht!
maybe you don't care about your son at all and this is some crap attempt to get on the news!
it worked, but newsflash! that quote made you look waaaay stupid.
mcdonalds?
healthy?
ohplz. how many cases like this have there been, anyway.
100000000000000?

courtesy of buzzle.net. or something... :(


'you eat a lot of cheeseburgers at fast-food restaurants and you get fat'
always classy, faux news. always classy.

'nevertheless, the lawsuit claims kids and their parents didn't know how fattening the food was.'
uhm. if you squeeze the burger, and you get enough grease out of it to fill a standard size styrofoam cup, it. isn't. healthy. get the picture?

'stella ordered her 49 cent coffee knowing that it was incredibly hot. she chose to attempt to drive while holding her coffee in the front seat. stella clumsily spilled the coffee in her lap while driving and slightly burned herself. angry at her own stupidity, she turned against a big corporation for revenge. stella received a final judgment for her trouble, and the burn from mcdonald’s coffee was an unprecedented occurrence.'
they say this is the myth, and that .this. is the fact:

'stella was 79 years. she was a passenger in her grandson’s vehicle. she ordered a 49 cent coffee at the mcdonald’s drive through and was attempting to open the coffee to add cream and sugar while the car was not moving, when the cap popped off, spilling coffee in her lap. because the coffee was heated to between 180-190 degrees fahrenheit, and because she was wearing sweatpants which absorbed the coffee and held it next to her skin, Stella received third degree burns on her inner thighs, perineum, buttocks, genital, and groin areas. these injuries resulted in eight days of hospitalization during which she received skin grafting for her burns. stella was left scarred and disabled for more than a year.'
does this mean she had to get genital reconstruction...?
or skin grafts 'down there'? oi. we-ell, i have no sympathy.
wait until you get home to eat your poorly prepared greasy swill, and get some patience, mkay?
call me mean and insensitive, but admit it.
most of you have the sense to wait until you get home to eat/drink something incredibly hot, anyway.
and if i'm right, doesn't micky-d's have some 'caution hot' stickers on there?
i think they do. :/

in other news, 99¢ stores now sell six pack cartons of eggs.
bye for now.
blitzoftheF.U.N.K.

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