Thursday, October 2, 2008

ty.

his name is no longer ty-ty, he is no longer of the F.U.N.K.
obsessively calling your ex (poor poison) is one thing.
and a terrible thing at that.
but watching her go past your house, harassing her on facebook, that's just sad.
no true member of the F.U.N.K. would do that.
we may disembowel and eat babies, but being mean to friends is not something a true one would do.
although.
eating babies is not very high on my priority list.
i think.
.anyway.
he calls with his lame friends, bothers us while we do our homework, and eventually poison has to turn off the phone.
needless to say, we are pissed.
yes, ty. you've proved your 'worth' to your friends by pestering one of your 'many' (few) ex girlfriends and just making her angry before you apologize to some other people.
ugh.
short announcement, i know. but sad. it shall be kept brief.

on the bright side, banana streak is on her second boyfriend.
(i need to switch schools. i want some loving. :0 )
apparently he smells like axe. or ax. however you spell it.
i'm jealous. -turns green-
--blitzofthe F.U.N.K.

Figures,
U'll
Never
Know

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eating babies...not high on your priority list? Babies are tasty...


As long as they're cows.


And what do you mean by "(few)"??
There's Sophia, then there was Zoe, then there was Jessica, then they're was Ivy. That's 4. Which is surprisingly a lot for someone that stupid.

Anonymous said...

what about rei? does she even count thought? I MEAN 36 WHOLE HOURS?!?! SHE BEAT THE SOCKS OFF THE OTHER FOUR!

also: it is spelled axe. i think. and who is lawlhai? is it em? cause i think it is...it must be someone from skool. ...wait! A.S. ALTON FUCKING SMITH!!!! wowowowow....that sounds odd...just like...I'M FUCKING NATE!!-that was said by the brilliant and powerful wizard of oz...cough rei cough.

fueledbyfunk said...

andrew s., you idiot. -.- alton doesn't talk like that.
ithink. am i right?

beautifulkiller>.< said...

aw rachel, i'll give you some lovin! *hugs* and thank you for completely dissing tyra the titty turtle turd. XD