hayhay ladies.

okay. so i went to rosh hashana services at temple with zo-zo.
it was quite inspirational, really.
did you know that only 30% of jews believe in god. :)
national survey says.
just a little quote and then a comedymoment. (ohgawd)
'what a caterpillar calls the end of the world, god calls a butterfly.'

and comedy.
dear lord.
uhm.
well.
my friend, we will call him 'i'.
okay. i was sitting next to me, (this is going to get confusing)
and yeah, sure, whatever.
but good lord.
he was wearing the most disgustng cologne.
ever.
it smelled like goddamn toothpaste! ):
and now blitz smells of gross cologne.
and during the silent prayer, all blitz could think was
'dear lord, save this boy. nobody should think that something like this smells good. please save this poor misguided creature. amen!'

and, of course, i did two other stupid things.
i, zo-zo, and blitz were getting a piece of cake last night (good cake, by the way), and there were flowers around it.
i goes 'hey, i think they're edible!'
blitz: 'orly? -bites hunk out of flower-'
i: 'uh. i was kidding. you can only get real edible flowers in vegas.'
well, you can get a lot of things in vegas. debt, s.t.d.s, and who knew? edible flowers.

and. of course. the bathroom incident.
blitz: -walks into bathroom with zo-zo- aughghzhgthgoexhlsxey.e5jioyghjt.leghzkmtj!!!! what the fck is that smell? it smells like .babies.!!!'
-lady comes out of stall-
lady: what?
blitz: uh. oh. um. it. kinda smells like... babies. -runs out-

uhm.
but other than that, services were cool.
our rabbi's some sort of genius.
or a natural leader.
blitzoftheF.U.N.K.

Figures,
U'll
Never
Know