.

you usually don't meet anyone good, do you?
i say this because i came to the realization that clingy people totally
piss
me
off.
the ones that always need the reassurance that you're there, and who in their right mind wants to be with one of these people?
i don't want 'where r u?' texted to me every five minutes.
i'm enjoying my life, why don't you stop waiting by the phone and do the same!
:| i say this because i was chatting with some people last night, and i met someone who i was just chatting with,
and the whole time, they needed reassurance.
'am i attractive?'
sure. i'll answer your question once.
just don't go rambling
and whining
about it, because it pisses the hell out of me.
piss and hell! :| two small words, two big impacts,
both impacts hopefully telling you to shut the fuck up, you needy, needy person.
also, it's creepy and makes me feel stalked.
:| i hate people.
sometimes.
i mean sometimes i don't.
i'm no serious misanthrope.
just a bit.
:| and please don't tell me i act like this.
we all have our moments of insecurity.
believe me, i do, too.
:3
but!
just because everyone has the,
doesn't mean that
they have
them
all
the
time!
so shut up. i hate to be rude, but this is newspaper editor bitch blitz, out of her shell.
and she's pissed. :|
i know i'm lacking a lot of explanation,
but being constricted,
losing air,
bound to one person
meeting their needs, that are usually insignificant because reassuring you that your no-nos are of average size is not fun.
not that i've had to do this.
yet.

so if you're not independent enough to solve just a few of your problems
stay away from me.
i can be mean.
honestly.

note! i am not always mean. most of you know i've helped (most of) you guys at least once, through something, and that i don't just go 'eh, fck your problems,' but that's because most of you guys don't have the type of problems i'm bitching about. so i'm nice! most of the time! honestly!

blitzoftheF.U.N.K.

Figures,
U'll
Never
Know