mischief making...<3

okaaaaay.
well, the narcissist is in some deep doo-doo, as he was--le gasp-- prank calling someone!!! :0
his name is... well, not important.
but.
this was the call....
the narcissist, looking out of library window, to the field where d00d is: 'heeey... i can seeeeee yooouuuuu...'
d00d: 'what? who are you?'
the narcissist: 'what are you wearing? don't lie, i can see you....!'
d00d: 'i know where you are!'
the narcissist: 'oh yeah?'
d00d: 'yeah! in the .library.!'
the narcissist, running down the stairs from the library: 'i'm not in the library!'
d00d: 'yes you are.'
'the narcissist: '.i'm. .not. .in. .the. .library.'
d00d: '.yes. you are.'
the narcissist, running out into the field where d00d is: 'no i'm not!!!!'

:)
and he called him again.
sort of.
'hello, this is--' (name here, but the narcissist talked over her, i believe)
'it's me .again.!!!'
'hello? hello? who is this?'
'...?' -hangs up- 'oh, sht.'

hope you can tell who said what.
but some seventh grader called me back.
because he called the chick on .my. phone, because the kid knew the narcissist's number.
(restricted though it was)
she called back and found out who it was. so yeah. doo-doo.
buuuuut~
for poison, zo-zo and i, the day didn't end until...
well, today.
but.
uhm.
we played scrabble and i was lucky enough to make the word 'assmunch'.
(don't ask.)
and we played twister and other kiddie things.
but oh god, twister.
you know how awkward that is, sticking your face in someone's ass?
'right foot green, left foot red, right hand green, left hand red!'
'blitz? blitz? why's your head there?'
'why's your azz there?'
needless to say, we both fell down.
and zo-zo fell off of the couch laughing.
we got in trouble in the morning, though...):
monsters apparently = illegal.
ohnoes! :( i'm saaaaad.
we made the mistake of leaving the cans out after we crashed upstairs.
mind you, apparently we had to go upstairs at seven in the morning.
i don't remember.
at all.
:/
i'm gonna run now, soooo...
have a good weekend except for anyone who doesn't deserve it because then they suck. :)
blitzoftheF.U.N.K.

Figures,
U'll
Never
Know